Legend In His own Mind

He’s got looks like an angel
And that’s a good start
Everything’s in place
Except he’s got no heart

He’s got eyes for the mirror
Or they’re over your head
When you’re walking beside him
You feel like you’re dead

He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s perfectly in tune
He’s perfectly in time
He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s a legend in his own mind

He’s read all the right books
Seen all the right bands
He’s got the answers written down
In the palm of his hand

He has the right hair colour
Dressed oh so smart
Everything’s in place
Except he’s got no heart

He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s perfectly in tune
He’s perfectly in time
He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s a legend in his own mind

He’s so perfect
He’s so perfect

His girlfriend’s very skinny
His friends have lots of coke
He knows when to be sensitive
And when to tell a joke

He knows that he’s residing
In everybody’s dreams
He’s quite sure that he’s made it
And what the hell that means

He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s perfectly in tune
He’s perfectly in time
He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s a legend in his own mind

He’s so perfect
(He thinks) He’s so perfect

He has a brand new band
And they sound like shit
But they wear the right clothes
So they’ll get a smash hit

He thinks Americans are vulgar
Africans are quaint
He knows besides Mother Theresa
He’s the only living saint

He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s perfectly in tune
He’s perfectly in time
He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s a legend in his own mind
He’s a legend in his own mind